Merry Christmassss

So, I'm rather excited about Christmas. Mostly because I can actually afford gifts for everyone without getting all of them at Goodwill. Hooray for good Christmas gifts!
I went to the Johnson City Mall for the first time yesterday...and threw up in the parking lot.
Damn you Hardees of Harlan! *shakes fist*
Anyhoo. All I bought was a Charlie the Unicorn shirt. It's really neat. I think I'll wear that tomorrow...when I go watch Twilight my god I sound like a fucking retarded hot topic twilight fangirl.
Shit.
Someone shoot me.
Now.
Please?



Picture is unrelated.